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Sunday, January 9, 2011

Student Metaphors & Similies!



To make your Monday happy, I bring you...

Student Metaphors & Similies!

Because they're guaranteed to make you giggle, or maybe even blow your coffee all over your laptop screen.


1. Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.

2. He was deeply in love. When she spoke, he thought he heard bells, as if she were a garbage truck backing up.

3. The thunder was ominous sounding, much like the sound of a thin sheet of metal being shaken backstage during the storm scene in a play.

4. The red brick wall was the colour of a brick-red crayon.

5. Her artistic sense was exquisitely refined, like someone who can tell butter from "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter."

6. It hurt the way your tongue hurts after you accidentally staple it to the wall.


Ummm... Let me just say I love #6. So much.

Happy Monday!

18 comments:

Mason Canyon said...

Oh, these are good. I can see why you like #6. I'm torn between #1 and #6. Have a great week.

Mason
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Stephanie Thornton said...

Mason- #1 made me chuckle, but #6 had me laughing out loud. They're really all too much fun!

Jade said...

LOVE!!!!

Tamika: said...

1 and 5 were a real hoot! Love it:)

Christopher S. Ledbetter said...

LOL!!! i love #2!

Valerie Geary said...

Hehehee...oh how I've missed these!!

Paul Greci said...

Number six was cool. I also loved number two!! Thanks!

Shannon O'Donnell said...

These are always so fun! :-0

Taryn Tyler said...

Thank you for the laughs. Though I will say that that #1 is pretty descriptive.

Amalia T. said...

5,6 and 1 are my favorites. Awesome as usual!

WritingNut said...

Ohhhh.. these are hilarious! I needed that today! I love #1, 5 & 6 :)

Susan R. Mills said...

These are great! Thanks for the laugh!

VR Barkowski said...

Love these! #2 and #6 are my just too funny!

Renee said...

Too funny. Are these from your history students?

Demitria said...

Love #1!

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Nate Wilson said...

I know exactly what they're talking about it in #6. Stapling your tongue to the wall on purpose brings a completely different kind of pain than accidentally. Trust me on this.

Thanks for these, Stephanie! Fun stuff.

Dangerous With a Pen said...

Oh my gosh, I just laughed out loud and then read them to my high school TV Productions teacher hubby and he laughed out loud, too. :)

I had a first grader staple her finger once. Badly. And then she did it again in third grade. ???

roxy said...

So funny! I love this post. My cheeks haven't supported a smile this big since my kids went back to school from Christmas break.