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Thursday, June 17, 2010

Hate Mail

Dear Present Participles,

I've never written hate mail before, but my last post was about attempting something new. So I'm trying my hand at hate mail.

I hate you.

You are like the mucus in a Mucinex commercial, but even less appealing. And you've ingratiated yourself with my manuscript. Why did no one ever tell me how evil you are?

Yes, I know Hatshepsut fell for you. Hard. But that relationship is over. OVER! I will cut you out no matter how much it makes me bleed. Or her. Or anyone, really.

Hit the road, Present Participles. You're not wanted around these parts.